Nick Clegg’s member

April 4, 2008
Nick Clegg Nick Clegg is yet another politician unable to give an exact figure for something, even the number of people he’d slept with.
Any mirth this loss of memory might generate will undoubtedly be overshadowed by the rush of political commentators’ aching to use euphemistical foreplay on the Lib Dem leader.
The nation will smirk in delight when Jeremy Paxman enquiries about the MP’s over reliance on the whip; when the last time was  he’d ‘paired’ with the opposition; his preferred disciplinary techniques for errant MPs and if he thinks Ten Minute Rule Bills are long enough for private members to achieve satisfaction?
I could go on but Nick Clegg himself said his ‘performances’ were at times not much to talk about!